The other day I met one of the organizers of the Easton Book Festival.Coming in October, this festival is something new.It took the efforts of a couple with vision—the owners of a small, independent bookstore—to get other people on board, but now it’s going to happen.A weekend dedicated to books.I found out about the Festival as I was looking up area bookstores that might let me do a presentation on Holy Horror.For whatever reason, my last book missed its projected autumnal publication date, and fall is when people are really thinking about horror movies.Approaching its birthday in late December, it never really had a proper launch.Priced the way it is, I don’t expect a sales boost, but I would like people to know about it.When you spend years writing a book you’d like it not to be completely obscure.
In any case, when looking up one of the Easton shops—hey, book lovers, the Lehigh Valley has lots of bookstores!—I noticed that the Festival was still seeking participants.Since it falls just before Halloween, the timing felt perfect.I signed up.Now this is one of the many new tricks for this old dog.I tell authors all the time that self-promotion is key to book sales, even when a press is fairly widely known.In fact, the store owner himself writes books and has to pay for his own tours to promote them.Book culture is worth promoting.
On a personal level, it does me good to see that there are others who appreciate books.They are a form of collective mind.A communion.When I’m feeling down, or uninspired, a trip to a bookstore—or even a library—often helps.Reading books leads to a sense of accomplishment.Every year I set a goal on Goodreads.I don’t set the goal to make me read—I’d do that anyway—but to share with others both what I’ve been reading and what I think about it.The Easton Book Festival will be a way of doing something similar, hopefully with those many others who feel the draw of books.Writing, for me, is a labor of love.I don’t know too many people personally, so meeting them through books is one of my own goals.Just the other day I met an academic who wanted to read Weathering the Psalms.Such things happen only in that wonderful land built of books.
You never know where you might find yourself, but wherever it is it’ll cost you some money.Well, at least in this instance it did.Nashotah House sent me packing just as we were thinking about college for our daughter.It took several years to find any kind of full-time position again, and when university time began I had had a full salaried job for a total of one year of the last seven.Not ideal, of course.I remember sitting (again) in the financial aid office, explaining the situation and, as it often goes in higher education, receiving no mercy.As much as I remember the conversation, I don’t recall a photographer in the room. There must’ve been, though, since I recently showed up on the Binghamton University website.
I had, of course, applied for a job or two there.When out of state tuition is riding on such a deal, however, I doubt there’s any way to get considered.I actually like Binghamton University quite a lot.I appreciate the fact that it doesn’t pour its money into a football team and that it has the reputation of being a “Public Ivy” school.I even like the campus removed from city bounds—just like Nashotah House.I did end up paying them quite a bit of lucre through the years, even as my own alma maters were asking alms.Higher education is a funny world.Standing somewhere between a money-making venture and a site of education for its own sake.Many professors don’t realize just how privileged they are to have jobs like that.
Upstate New York, although I’ve never lived there, is one of my ancestral homes.My grandfather and his family had lived in the area at least as far back as the 1770s.I tried to convey that sense of connection in my application, many years ago now.Academia doesn’t put much stock in the idea of belonging, I guess.It has become far too businesslike for that.Binghamton was also the town in which Rod Serling, one of my childhood heroes, grew up.There seemed to be so many reasons to be in that area.Eventually I settled for life in my own native Pennsylvania.People sense, although academics less than others apparently, that they belong in a place.And if you can’t actually be there, you can still spend your money in any location.I’ve now got a picture to prove it.
For a guy so full of phobias that there’s no elbow room at Hotel Fear in my head, people are sometimes curious as to why I don’t suffer one of the most common sources of terror: speaking in front of crowds.Glossophobia is extremely normal.I suspect it’s one of evolutions tricks for keeping metaphorical cooks out of the allegorical kitchen.If we’re all talking at once, who can be heard?The internet will prove to be some kind of experiment in that regard, I expect.Thing is, I’m not what most public speakers appear to be: confident.I’m not.Beneath the surface all kinds of phobias are vying for the next private room to become available.Over the weekend I had a public speaking engagement, and that made me consider this again—why doesn’t it bother me?
Although the answer to “why” questions will always remain provisional, I have an idea.It’s kind of creepy, but true.In my fundamentalist upbringing, I was taught that my life was being taped.You see, it goes like this: since the book of Hebrews says “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment,” some Fundies like Jack Chick illustrated this as an outdoor cinema in Heaven.Or rather, in the clouds just outside Heaven.Here you’d be summoned, buck naked, as soon as you died.Other nude souls would gather round the big screen and your entire life would be projected for all to see.Since everyone’s dead there are apparently no time constraints.As a kid I realized that I was being watched.All the time.Now, I’m not conscious of this constantly, but I did translate it to public appearances.We’re all, it seems, actors.
With a lifetime of performing experience, by the time I was a teen I wasn’t afraid of public speaking.Introspection was a big part of my psyche, and when I had a speaking engagement, I knew that I had to be conscious of what I did and said, because people would be watching me.I learned to play the part.I did take a college course in public speaking, and even a preaching course offered by the Western Pennsylvania Conference of the United Methodist Church, but both of these were long after I’d begun taking public speaking roles.I make mistakes, of course, and early on I learned to laugh at them before the audience did.We were all being taped, after all, and there’s no outtake reel before the pearly gates.Strange, but true.If you’re afraid to speak in public just remember—you’re being watched, all the time.
I don’t think much about having been born male.I’m starting to realize that that’s because I don’t have to.The same is true of being caucasian, although I’ve always objected to the labels of “white” and “black” as being polarizing and wildly inaccurate.Although I grew up in poverty, my “social markers” put me in a place of privilege, even if others sharing my demographic have locked me out of the club.These thoughts were raised by Mallory O’Meara’s excellent The Lady from the Black Lagoon: Hollywood Monsters and the Lost Legacy of Milicent Patrick.As soon as I saw the book announced, I knew I had to read it.As O’Meara would doubtlessly not find surprising, I had never heard of Milicent Patrick before.I’m not surprised that a woman designed the Creature from the Black Lagoon, however, because woman create memorable monsters (can I get a “Frankenstein”?!).
The reason I don’t think about being male is because the crumbling society built by males assumes that it’s the default.Men have always been shortsighted, I guess.Having been raised by a “single mother” (she was technically not divorced because a male-made religion said it was sinful), I always believed women to be protectors, capable heads of families, and far more empathetic than the men I met.I didn’t realize at the time that we lived so close to the brink because men devalue women.Milicent Patrick grew up in a family where this was much more obvious.A talented artist, she incurred her family’s lasting wrath by going to Hollywood and doing what was then movie makeup work.That she designed the beloved Gill Man makes sense to me.
O’Meara’s book is sure to make thoughtful readers angry.Not at the author, but at the behavior of men.Perhaps due to my unbalanced upbringing, it has taken many years to see what others probably notice much more readily: women have to struggle for that which someone like myself can simply claim.Bud Westmore, Patrick’s boss at Universal, claimed her creation as his own work.There are monsters in this book, and I’ll give you one guess as to their gender.Still, I’m glad to have read it for I know I’ve found another monster fan.O’Meara’s clearly aware of how those of us who admit this odd passion are marginalized in a world that prefers super heroes and those good with finance over those who see monsters everywhere.This is an important book; read it and you’ll see them too.
“Professor?”While not technically correct, I was surprised and not unpleased to hear the title yesterday while on the streets of Easton.One of the greatest compliments a former teacher can receive is word from a former student.While dressed in Saturday clothes on the way to the country’s oldest continuously operating farmer’s market, I wasn’t sure the voice intended was for me.I’ve been out of the classroom now since 2011.Sure enough, one of my students from Rutgers recognized me and called out.We had an ersatz but wonderful conversation after a completely chance meeting.Already since graduating he’s had a few different jobs, but he remembered the classes I’d taught and I recalled that he’s the person who started me reading Neil Gaiman.Teaching is, you see, a two-way street.
I’m doing a guest service at a local church next Sunday.In preparation I’ve had lots of emails (for me).One of them was from the music director.He opened by calling me “Reverend.”I’ve never been a reverend.The idea isn’t unappealing but I’ve gone pretty far down the path of independent thinking and any church that would ordain such as me would need to be comfortable with that.In fact, I heard a sermon recently by an Episcopal priest and was pleasantly surprised at how welcoming and, dare I say, liberal it was.I was never really welcome in that club, I know.When I was still fairly fresh out of seminary and working on my doctorate the idea of being “Rev. Dr.” was still appealing.Now I go by my first name.
Labels.I tend to eschew them.Like my young colleague I’ve had to learn that work doesn’t necessarily define you.(I’ve had many employers, however, who not only beg, but insist to differ on that point.The ideas of owning individuals die hard, apparently.)On the weekend, though, off the clock, people are calling me “professor” and “reverend.”I’m generally sitting in a corner with my laptop on those early mornings calling myself a “writer.”For none of these things do I receive any pay.(Well, perhaps some for writing, but very little and very infrequently.)The move to our new location was a chance, I think, to try to remake myself.A chance to figure out what labels, if any, really fit.Better throw “telecommuter” and “remote worker” into the mix.Those are the ones, come Monday morning, that matter most.
It occurred to me the other day that I will never read all the books on my list.Only in my fifties, it’s not as if I’m knocking at death’s door, but who hasn’t been aware that that gentle rapping might come at any time?Macabre?Maybe.Realistic?Definitely.Perhaps I’m a little old to be thinking about prioritizing, but it’s pretty clear that between work, writing, and the requirements of daily life (taking the car to the shop, scheduling a dentist appointment, trying to find time for a haircut, lawn care), that something’s got to give.Work’s the non-negotiable since without it avoiding starvation (or perhaps getting medical coverage) becomes a full-time job.Best to leave that sleeping dog slumber.Then come the other three Rs: relationships, reading, and writing.After that the time left to divide is pretty petty indeed.
My reading list grows almost daily.Reading is a form of relationship.I’ve recklessly written to writers after finishing their books, convinced that they’d written it to me.I’ve also read material that, when done, makes me regret the time spent.Still, I don’t, I can’t give up.Writing is a form of giving back.The other day an editor who’d accepted one of my fictional stories wrote that she couldn’t stop reading it.It doesn’t matter that the magazine doesn’t pay—I’ve received back already what I’d planned for all along.A kind of relationship with a reader.If WordPress is to be believed, there are some followers on this blog.Most think I write too much, and some, perhaps, too little.Writing, however, like reading, is the formation of relationships.
Like relationships, reading takes time.I carve out a spot for it daily but that doesn’t really make a dent in the growing reading list.I can’t claim that it’s because I’m no longer a professor.Except during the summer I read more now than I did when I was teaching (the professor’s life isn’t what most people think).It is, I believe, that there are so many interesting ideas out there that one person simply doesn’t have time to think them all.Reading and writing are a form of very slow conversation.Of course, with technology the rest of life is speeding up.Things seem now to happen instantly.The world of books is slower, and the pace is far more sane.I may never get through my list of books to read, but at least I have good conversation with those I don’t know, and that’s what really matters.
Academic writing strives to remove personality from your work.It can be soul-crushing.I remember well when my daughter—a talented writer—came home in sixth grade with a note from her teacher.An otherwise ideal student, she was writing her science projects with *gasp* her own voice!Mr. Hydrogen and how he joins Mr. Oxygen—that sort of thing.Granted, it would never be published in a scientific journal, but it was a personalized expression that demonstrated an understanding of the concepts.Having been the recipient of an old school education, I also learned that academic writing should lack personality.Those who’ve bothered to read my academic papers, however, may have noted that I don’t always obey the rules.Subtle bits (very small, I’ll allow) crept in amid the erudition.And now I find myself wishing I’d persisted a bit more.
Pure objectivity, anyone living in a post-modern world knows, is a chimera.It doesn’t really exist.We all have points of view, whether they eschew adjectives or not.I still write fiction, but since my publication history has been “academic” I indulge in it while trying to break through where someone’s voice isn’t a detriment.I’ve been reading non-fiction by younger women writers and one of the things I’m finally catching onto is that your own voice shouldn’t be the enemy.It may be so for most publishing houses, but I’m wondering at what cost.So many ideas, just as valid as any staid publication, never see the light of day beyond some editor’s desk.That’s not to suggest that anyone can write—I’ve read far too many student papers to believe that—but that those who can ought not be shackled by convention.If only I could get an agent who believes that!
Holy Horror isn’t exactly flying off the press, but it does represent a kind of hybrid.It’s transitioning to a kind of writing that allows some personality onto the page (yes, I’m old enough to still believe in pages).A now departed family friend—he’d known my grandfather—was determined to read Weathering the Psalms.He didn’t make it through. It was an academic publication. In the humanities, it seems to me, we need to allow authors to be human.It’s in our title, after all.Please don’t take this as professional advice; careers are still broken on the wheel of tradition.Writing, however, shouldn’t be a caged bird.But then again, the clock says it’s now time to get to work.