Many years ago, after Nashotah House decided it no longer required my unique outlook, I bought a book.(That’s my default reaction.)This book was on how to write killer cover letters. I don’t remember the title or the author, butI followed the advice, well, religiously. It got me nowhere.Business tricks, at least historically, don’t work in academia.Sitting at home, pondering my sins, I flipped to the chapter on advice to take if none of the rest of this was working for you.Here’s where the human side began to show through.Have you been eating onions or garlic before your interviews? it asked. Do you need to lose weight?Try dressing nicer.It occurred to me that the business world lacks the imagination required for denying jobs.And besides, who was getting any interviews before which I shouldn’t eat garlic?
Business advice is, in a word, shallow.It assumes that if you’ve got the goods there’s no reason you won’t get hired.Reality is a bit more complex than that.I often ponder how people simply go for what they want.They reach for the biggest piece without pondering the repercussions of their actions.I see it in my small world of publishing all the time.Those who are “hungry” (read “greedy”) succeed.Those who wait behind to help others simply can’t compete.So the cover letter book did get that part right.Is it possible, however, to devise a society where everyone fits?Not all are created equal, perhaps, but do we have to reward those who seem to care only for themselves?Let them eat garlic.
The cover letter book, in the end, never really did me any good.I found my way into publishing by being willing to aim low.I’ve written many cover letters since leaving Nashotah House, and only two ever led to a job.Those who work in business, what with their concerns about readers’ aromas and weights, seem never to have considered the intricacies of the intellectual job market.What strikes me as particularly odd is that there are plenty of smart people out there, and yet they haven’t organized to offer alternatives to the greed-based structure on which our work lives are based.They can’t, it seems, gaze beyond capitalism as a mechanism for helping individuals lead productive lives.Business operates on the principle of replaceable parts, many of which happen to be human.And even those who know how to write can’t hope to compete against those who prefer cogs that know to avoid onions.
I sometimes feels I need to pause before launching back into my usual reflections.Commercialism tells me the holiday season is here (I noticed while watching Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade that the real highlight is Santa and the official start of Christmas).Please don’t misunderstand—I love the holiday season and look forward to it every year.It’s not that I want to get things or spend lots of money.For me the holidays are about rest and respite from the constant stream of work that never really gets done.I need to retreat once in a while.Ensconce myself in a quiet room and not have to worry about the next crisis facing me as an editor or the publishing industry as a whole.I do love the holidays, but I often wonder about how we’ve let their symbols become the main point.
Now that we live near “the Christmas City,” we attend the Christkindlmarkt in Bethlehem while family is home.One of the more stark symbols of this festival is the juxtaposition of a Christmas tree against the now silent and rusting steel stacks of what used to be Bethlehem Steel.The evergreen, of course, was a Teutonic symbol of life continuing in the midst of the shutdown of the growth season.Nature hasn’t really died, although it may appear to have done so, but we feel that difficult times with short days and cold temperatures will now dominate our existence.Our industrial efforts participate in this slowdown too.What once identified one of Pennsylvania’s two steel cities has ceased an Bethlehem has had to adapt.We see the change and wonder.I grew up just north of Pittsburgh when it was a very large industrial city.When I was in high school it was the 16th most populous city in the country.Currently it’s 66th, with Charlotte, North Carolina holding its former place.We adjust to changing seasons.
Christkindlmarkt is a lively place with four large tents dedicated to symbols of the season.Christmas merchandise is a large part of it, of course.Small business vendors, however, take advantage of the fact that crowds throng in.Food, naturally, comes to hold a place of some significance as your blood sugar drops after spending a few hours on your feet.Music is in the air and people don’t seem to mind the masses of others who all had the same idea.I never purchase much at the event, but I enjoy being among those inspired by it.Some of us are the rusty towers in the background, and others are the lively, decorated tree that stands before them.The season has begun, and the symbols are open for interpretation.
Like those who write long books, those who write very many books ask for some level of commitment from their fans.I’m sure I’m not alone in wishing I had more time to read.I tend to be driven to Stephen King’s novels by the movies made around them, and there’s nothing wrong with that I suppose.I decided I wanted to read Cujo some years back when I was on a werewolf kick.I knew it wasn’t a werewolf story, yet as one who suffers from cynophobia even a large household pet will do.I didn’t know the story in advance, and I had no idea how it ended.It’s good to read novels like that sometimes.
I took it with me to San Diego and read most of it on the plane, finishing it somewhere over the mountain west.It is a bleak story, one of King’s more drawn-out and wrenching tales.It’s made more so by the fact that it could happen, at least in the main storyline.Or could have happened.Maybe I waited too long to read it, but I kept thinking as I was going through—today we have cell phones.A large part of this story unfolds because of Donna Trenton’s inability to contact anyone while a rabid dog keeps her trapped in her car during a record-breaking heat wave in Maine.I suspect it’s kind of a story about redemption, but I really need some time to think about it before rushing to such conclusions.There’s not much you can really consider religious in this particular tale, and perhaps it’s because Cujo is a very natural kind of monster.
I saw my first rabid dog when I was maybe five.My brothers and I reported a dog acting strange to our mother, after which she kept us in the house.That wasn’t the origin, I don’t think, of my cynophobia.Two of my brothers were bitten by a family dog when I was little, and I was once chased by a dog about as big as I was, certain that it was going to eat me.At the same time, we had dogs as pets, and apart from the one that liked to bite, they never gave cause for fear.Cujo tapped into those memories and made me reflect on what it means to befriend wolves.It won’t be my favorite King novel, but it did help to pass the time from coast to coast.
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,” Psalm 23 asserts, “I will fear no evil.”Nor should one fear evil when flying over Death Valley, as I did coming out of San Diego, but I did.There are perhaps not too many national monuments that can be appreciated from 30,000 feet, but the only way I’ve seen both the Grand Canyon and Death Valley is by plane.My flight home from AAR/SBL had me sitting over a wing, so a photograph of the famed graben would simply show mostly wing and a bit of Death beyond.This valley holds the record for the hottest ambient temperature recorded on the surface of the earth (134 degrees) and is famed as one of the filming locations for Star Wars.Still, from the air the juxtaposition of mountains and salty, flat dearth was impressive.I had no one with whom to share my excitement; the kid next to me was watching a movie on his phone and I had no idea who he was or if he’d be interested.
Disneyland, they say, is the “happiest place on earth.”While I have my doubts about than endorphin-laced claim, I do know one of the opposite locales.The hotel in which I stayed, the Grand Hyatt, San Diego, hosted the AAR/SBL Employment Center.The hotel is not to be blamed for holding the most unhappy place on the planet, but as I looked at the booth I wondered if this was truth in advertising.Should it not read “Unemployment Center”?That two-letter prefix would make this at least honest, if not cheery.I have spent some of the most miserable hours of my life in the employee hopefuls’ lounges at past conferences.Hours and hours wasted, waiting to see if anyone, anyone at all was willing to grant you an interview.I saw more than a few tears shed in that horrid place. Some of them mine.
Now I’m high over Death Valley.It feels far too sanitary to experience it in this way.The professorate, which seeks to improve the world, is generally a powerless lot.Signs scattered throughout the Convention Center and hotels asked such things as Does your school have over 50% contingency faculty?And statements like Tenure track is not the norm.The psalmist, it seems to me, got it right.If you want to face the valley of the shadow of death and not fear, you have to walk through it.The more people who do, the better the hope that we’ll land this plane with some kind of resolve to do be open to visions and to act upon them.
Ritual, no matter what scientists say, is deeply woven into the fabric of human psyches.It may be either the warp or the weft, but it’s downright basic.I was reminded of this on my hurried and slow trip to San Diego yesterday.I always wear the same shirt when I fly to this conference.This isn’t superstition, but rather it’s a case of sticking with something that works.I don’t often wear turtlenecks, and one reason is that they seldom fit well.More years ago than I care to admit (I’m wearing the shirt in the photo below, which was taken at Nashotah House nearly two decades in the past) I found a navy blue turtleneck from Land’s End (this is not a sponsored post, although it probably should be) that works perfectly.Even today it fits snugly around the neck after hours of wear.Maybe ten years back I bought a black turtleneck from the same company and after pulling it over my head, it gaps something awful.I tend only to wear it around the house. The original still does the job.
I was ready to drive myself to the airport yesterday and I grabbed a quick lunch at home.Part of said lunch involved opening a ketchup bottle probably nearly as old as the shirt I was wearing.(I’m sure you can see where this is going.)I ended up looking like a murderer, which is not something you want to try to explain to a TSA agent.I quick threw said ritual shirt into the washer and the drier buzzed at the same time as my phone did for when I had to leave for my two-hour-ahead check-in.This remarkable shirt was dry and ready to serve.Maybe you can see now why I’m so ritualistic about clothes.I also opt-out of those Star Trek scanners at the airport.This means I get lots of governmental pat-downs.It feels more authentic when you have actual hands running down your body—at least it’s honest.
The TSA agent commented that you don’t see many turtlenecks these days.I explained that it’s good for flying because I’m always cold on planes.As this stranger’s hands were rubbing down my chest, I was wondering how many times this shirt has been felt up by the US government.It has no pockets to pick, and besides, at airport screenings everything is stowed in my carry-on, including wallet.At midnight San Diego time, I checked into my hotel.East coast time said I’d been awake 24 hours because who can really sleep on a plane?Once my patted-down body reaches 3 a.m., Eastern Time, it wakes up.In these circumstances it’s good to know I can rely on that shirt in my drawer.That’s what rituals are all about.
One or two of you out there—you know who you are—put yourselves through reading my musings on a daily basis.I haven’t missed a post in nearly a decade, but travel always complicates things.Yes, it’s that time of year again—I’m on my way to AAR/SBL.The American Academy of Religion and Society of Biblical Literature Annual Meeting is the trade show of the guild.This year we’re meeting in San Diego, California.The hope of many of us is that it’ll be sunny and warm.Last year, of course, I missed the conference for the first time, exchanging the Denver Hilton for a night on the floor of Newark’s Liberty Airport.This year I’m flying out of a different venue—one where egress is possible in the case of snow.
I always like to post a reminder to the faithful few that normal service on this blog may be interrupted.One never knows what might happen when away from the regular routine.And three time zones will surely wreak havoc with circadian rhythms that haven’t yet caught up with the end of Daylight Saving Time.Or is it the beginning of Daylight Saving Time?It makes no difference, because it lead to lack of normal sleep, no matter what we call it.In any case, San Diego may make usual posting unusual.At the very least it’ll be a few hours off.I’ve become a creature of habit, posting my thoughts between six and seven on weekdays.On weekends I’m up just as early, but I give the web a chance to sleep in.
These annual meetings are exhausting when you go on behalf of a publisher.Unlike the leisurely experience of a paying customer, you don’t get to go back to your room for a nap, or even to sleep in.Every year colleagues ask me to receptions but I decline because every day is a school day.And I have appointments from 8:30 until 6:30 daily.Sometimes even later.You, my gentle reader, have been given advance notice.I’ll try to continue my daily chronicle of life inside this particular head as thousands of scholars of religion mill about, wondering about the answers to the big questions.Right now the big question is whether I’ve packed everything I’ll need.I’ll gain three hours on the way out, but I have to leave them at the desk when I get back.Along the way I’ll scatter posts like breadcrumbs to help me find my way home.
So I try to illustrate each of my posts. I do this because in the days when the internet was young I often found blogs during image searches. I’ve grown more cautious over the years, regarding copyright. I try to stick to the “fair use doctrine”—and that’s what it’s called, a doctrine—or images I “own.” In the latter case it often means searching WordPress for a picture I’ve posted before. Since nobody has time to name all their photos, I use the assigned DSCN or IMG nomenclatures. There aren’t so many that a search won’t turn up an image in my library. Thing is, WordPress likes to anticipate what I’m looking for. What’s more, it “autocorrects” after I’ve begun scrolling through everything. DSCN becomes “disc” in its addled electronic brain, and IMG becomes “OMG.” Naturally, the image you’re seeking can’t be found until you manually correct autocorrect.
OMG has become very common shorthand these days. Growing up evangelical, there was a debate whether “o my God” was swearing or not. Those who like to hedge their eternal bets argued that this was taking the Lord’s name in vain, thereby breaking one of the big ten. This was to be avoided at all costs. Those with a little less fear (or perhaps a bit more courage) argued that “God” wasn’t “the Lord’s name.” God is a generic word and can refer to any deity, except, of course, for the fact that there is only one God. This led straight back to the conundrum. Exegetes tell us that technically this commandment isn’t about saying the deity’s name, but rather it’s a prohibition against using said name when you don’t intend to do what you say you’ll do. In other words, lying.
It’s truly one of the signs that evangelicalism has evolved that the world’s best known liar is unstintingly supported by this camp. When I was a kid, saying, well, OMG, could get your mouth washed out with soap. Lying could lead to other forms of corporal punishment, such as being, in the biblical parlance, smitten. Now it gets you elected to the highest office in the land and supported by all those very people who won’t spell out OMG, even when they’re busy cutting you off in traffic with their Jesus fishes flashing in the sun. When I was a kid presidents would step down rather than go through the humiliation of being shown a liar in the face of the world. Times have changed. And I have no idea how to illustrate such a post as this. What comes up when I search OMG?