Although a satire, The Stuff has a serious message. This horror comedy from the eighties bears some similarities to The Substance, but in a more comic and environmentally conscious way. The eponymous stuff is edible and discovered at a mining site in Georgia. Its good taste soon challenges ice cream and millions become addicted to it. The problem is, it takes over people’s minds. Soon they will eat nothing else. Some industrialists in the ice cream industry reluctantly hire a specialist in industrial espionage to learn what The Stuff is. They engage Mo Rutherford, who, although crooked, is quite likable. The film follows him as he investigates. He eventually finds Jason, a young boy whose family has been taken over by The Stuff. Jason saw it moving and knows it’s alive. Mo rescues Jason and teams up with Nicole, an advertising executive who’s been marketing The Stuff. Together, and with “Chocolate Chip Charlie” Hobbs, they decide to expose that The Stuff is animated by an alien life form and is dangerous.
There’s a lot of madcap stuff here. The horror element comes from what happens to “Stuffies”—those addicted to The Stuff. It hollows them out, eating them from the inside. They’re left as hollow shells. When shot they leak the white Stuff. This leads an Army colonel who is also trying to stop it to his classic line, “I kinda like the sight of blood… but this is disgusting!” There are so many corny lines that it’s no wonder that the movie has a cult following. It’s also a parody of how industrialists will stop at nothing to get money, even when they know what they sell is dangerous.
Watching the movie, which wasn’t half bad, I wondered at how I’d never heard of it before. There are so many movies out there and now with the internet so many websites. Classic TMI. I only found it by scrolling through a streaming service after a night of very little sleep when something kind of silly sounded appealing. Comedy horror is a genre that can produce some good results. This movie also made me think of The Blob, another shapeless monster that critics tend to dislike. The film had a decent budget for the time and the production values are generally good. The Stuff isn’t a great movie, but it’s a pretty good one. The social commentary that it packs is just as relevant now as it was forty years ago. It’s a satire worth seeing.














