Perhaps you’ve notice it too.The technology blame-game, I mean.Although it’s grown more acute since the pandemic, it has been around for as long as the tech disparity has existed.A typical scenario goes like this: someone (often of a more senior generation) encounters a techical problem communicating with someone else (often of a more recent generation) and asks them what the problem is with their (the younger person’s technology).I sent you the message, the narrative goes, there must be something wrong with your tech if you didn’t receive it.Believe me, I understand how bewildering this can be.We’ve sold seniors (one of which I am rapidly becoming) on the idea that this little device in your hand can do anything.When it doesn’t work, it must be somebody else’s fault.The young, however, often have the latest tech and fastest speeds and broadest bandwidth, so the problem is probably on the sending end.
I run into this quite a bit since I run a small program for some local folks that involves weekly Zoom meetings.I’m no Zoom maven.My wife trained me in it and I can do passably well at running a meeting.Many of those older than me, however, often have problems.They wonder what is wrong with my broadcasting rather than their receiving.I’m not sure how to say ever so gently that we pay (through the nose) for high-speed connectivity.We have to since I work from home as a matter of course.Now my wife also works from home and the two of us use our bandwidth all day long with multiple simultaneous meetings without any issues.The tech here seems good.We have no way of checking the tech on the end of those who are having connectivity issues.
I’m not setting myself up as any kind of tech prophet.If you read my blog you know that I am deeply ambivalent about this whole thing.I’ve been thinking a lot about overpromising recently and I wonder if that’s not a major part of the problem.Technology will not solve all of our problems.The fact that you need a regular source of electricity for it to run shows its inherent weakness.It is a tool like any other, and if the tool is bladed to be useful it must have a dull part onto which one might hold.Our Zoom society is bound to have issues.Once we can see each other face-to-face again, all we’ll have to worry about is whether the laptop will communicate with the projector, or if the microphone is on the fritz this morning.So it always has been.
In general I’m a fan of reading the book before seeing the movie.In some cases, however, the written version comes later.A few months back I started to have a hankering for stories written by Rod Serling.I’m aware that he mainly wrote scripts, but I also know he had a rare talent for doing so and most of the books I’d collected as a child were collections connected to Serling but not written by him.He had, during his lifetime, “novelized” three volumes of Twilight Zone scripts into books of short stories.The second of those books, More Stories from the Twilight Zone, is one I’d not read before.I remembered some of tales from episodes I’d watched while others were new to me.All that they have in common is that something isn’t as it “should be.”
This “oughtness” is an illusion, as we’ve learned over the past four years.Each day has an incredible sameness even as everything changes radically, almost daily.To me that’s one of the comforting aspects of the Twilight Zone in these days.Not only does it take me back to my childhood, but it also prepares me for the unexpected.Rod Serling was a great metaphorical writer.Quite often on this blog I try my hand at it, writing posts that are apparently about one thing but that are really about something else.I think most of us tend to be literalists when we read (thus the crisis literalism has wrought when it comes to the Good Book).Unless we know to shift our focus we take things at face value.These stories try to teach us otherwise.
Some of these stories anticipate Stephen King.Others reflect Ray Bradbury.They are eclectic but unified by a voice that was able to see that the world could actually stand some improvement.People could treat each other better.Without being preachy, they are often like morality plays.Of course that is my experience of reading them.Readers differ in their responses.The Twilight Zone was an influential series in a world open to new experiences.If the twentieth century has taught us nothing else it has shown us that we can take nothing for granted.To go deeper than the surface, that’s as it should be.What are the stories really about?A large part of it will depend upon what the reader takes away from them.All of this is very helpful, at least to this reader, in times like these.
Perhaps you’ve noticed it too, or perhaps it’s just something those of us in the strange world between Mac and PC see.A couple of months ago I noticed something strange: the time clock on my work computer (PC) differed from that on the various Mac devices scattered about the house.The difference was about a minute, possibly a bit less than that.PC, symbolically, was running behind Mac time.Now, I have no idea where either platform gets its data regarding what time it is.I do know that I never have to set clocks anymore, and that the traditional clocks in the house all have trouble keeping up with electronic time.Still, it is odd that time signatures that had, for many years been the same are now off by a number of seconds.
Time is a mystery.We know it’s passing and many of us looked up suddenly a few days ago and said “How did it get to be August?”A summer without vacations, without the usual markers, has silently and sickly slipped by.We’re all waiting for something undefined, and time has begun to slip.The phrase always makes me think of “The Time Warp,” and that may be more appropriate than I realize.We live by the clock.My jeremiad—surely not mine alone—is that I never have enough time.The pandemic and its endless Zoom meetings have taken much of what had been a quiet, if time-stressed, life and made it a very busy time-starved life.Meanwhile HR measures your loyalty by the hour and minute and many of us therefore overcompensate.“Time,” Morpheus says, “is always against us.”
So you can see why I’m concerned about that missing minute.There’s a question as to who owns it, but still, it’s another busy moment to slip into a life with barely enough time as it is.If I perchance glance at my phone during work hours I notice the discrepancy.Can we not agree about what time it is?Businesses, of course, like the more conservative PC image.Many creative types prefer the freedom and ease of use of Macs, particularly those of us who learned the computer world on one.And since conservatives drive with a foot on the brakes it does make me wonder if they’re slowing down time or Apple is speeding it up.The end result is the same—we don’t know what time it is anymore.A deeply divided society can’t even agree on that, it seems.
Progress continues on Nightmares with the Bible.Despite pandemic conditions, I received a happy email last week telling me that the manuscript had been transmitted to production.If you don’t work in publishing that probably sounds like a pretty simple step, but in reality it’s immensely complicated.The job of many editorial assistants is often just making sure books get through the transition from author to publishing engines safely.Since Lexington/Fortress Academic is short-staffed at the moment (publishing is a “non-essential” business), they ask authors to take on additional responsibilities.One that they passed on to me was to find people to endorse my book.Fortunately I’ve got star series editors who agreed to take on the task, sparing me from going to someone and saying, “Um, hi.Would you like to say nice things about my book?”I’m shy that way.
That doesn’t mean that I’m not excited about the book.It came about in an odd way, but like any parent an author loves her or his books, even if they aren’t quite what you expected.Getting a fourth book published is kind of a hallmark for me, especially since I spend a lot of time on the websites of successful academic colleagues older than me that haven’t reached that benchmark.Publishing books, for me, is a kind of validation.The original ideas of editors aren’t much valued, either in publishing or in society at large.Who cares what an editor thinks?Put that same person in a college and s/he’s a superstar, eh, Qohelet?So I sit here like an expectant parent, wondering what the book will look like although I already know what I’ve put into it.
Nightmares was never meant to be a research book.Indeed, Holy Horror was written with an eye toward trade publication.I’ve been working on my next book project (which I’m keeping under wraps at the moment for fear that someone with more time might get to it first, since there’s no getting the genie back in the bottle).Before too many weeks have passed I’ll need to brush off my indexing skills (in as far as I have any), and get proofs submitted.I’m afraid I’ll miss the coveted Halloween launch yet again with this book.“Scary topic” books always sell best in September/October, but if you miss it, the next year you’re old news.Like an anxious parent I sit here and wait because at this point things are literally out of my hands.
It began as an odd sort of noise.I had the study windows open during the morning of a heat wave and I heard a small, but metallic noise coming from the roof outside.My study overlooks part of the first floor roof and slinking to the window I saw a sparrow trying to pick up a roofing nail.We’ve had the roofers over twice already since we moved in a couple years back (and will have them again), and some of the nails from their work on the second-story roof landed here.I’ve noticed sparrows pecking at them before.Instead of skittishly flying away when I came up—I was only about a yard away—she still tried to lift the nail without success.She then flew even closer to me, snatched up a different nail, and flew off with it.Sparrows have, of course, adapted well to human dwellings, but what would a bird be wanting with a nail?Surely not to make a nest?It wasn’t even shiny—it was a rusty old one from the shingles replaced—since everyone knows birds are attracted to bright objects.
I’ve been a close watcher of nature my entire life.This isn’t the same as being an outdoorsman, but when I can see outside, or when I do spend valued time outdoors, I look closely.I always keep an eye out for animals on my daily jogs.And I watch animal behavior through the window when work isn’t too pressing.Still, I wonder about what a sparrow could want with a nail.The next-door neighbors moved out a couple of months ago, and I watch the sparrows on their porch roof.With no human activity nearby, they frequently gather there.They seem to be picking up bits of human detritus—even pulling at, it looks from here, nails.Now this behavior has me a little worried.I’ve read about sparrows before and despite their innocent looks, they can be very aggressive birds, even attacking and sometimes killing larger perching fowl.The idea of them weaponizing themselves is disconcerting.
Intelligence in nature is one of the last features many scientists want to admit to the the discussion.There seems to be too strong a supposed correlation with shape of the physical brain and the ability to “think,” it seems to me.I don’t know what the sparrows are planning, but clearly it involves gathering rusty old nails.Even as I was writing this I noticed sparrows chirping aggressively.Looking out my window across the street, I saw that a squirrel had crawled across an electric cable into a bushy roost where there must’ve been a sparrow nest.Sparrows began flying into the fracas from all over the place, loudly chirping.I couldn’t see what what happening because of the leaves, but the squirrel soon rushed out with a whole flutter of sparrows in pursuit.Perhaps he’d discovered their plan with the nails.
Jacob, it is said, was quite a dreamer.While fleeing from his brother Esau he had a dream of a ladder, or stairway, to heaven.Well, “Heaven” as we recognize it didn’t exist then, but you get the idea.Angels were climbing up and down on it, I’m guessing to do roof repairs.You see, neither my wife nor I are what you might call tall.In fact, I’m a bit shorter than the average guy and we can’t reach the top shelf in our kitchen, let alone the ceiling.Or, God forbid, the roof.So when tropical storm Isaias (not to be confused with the prophet) dropped upwards of five inches of rain on us, some of it got inside.Our roofer, vexed as I was, promised to get over the next week but there’s more rain in the forecast.I had to get up there to do some temporary patching.I needed a ladder.
Ours is an older house.The roof is way higher than any ladder we have.I have one that allows me to get as high as the ceiling, but being acrophobic I don’t use it much.It doesn’t come halfway to the lowest roof.The hardware stores have ladders, but delivery’s a problem.A ladder twice as long as our car seems like a road hazard, strapped to the top.I asked about delivery at the local Lowe’s.It would cost a third of the price again of the ladder itself, and that’s only be if they could deliver it.Their truck was, ironically, broken down.Wasn’t this a DIY store?Could nobody there fix a truck?I put a face-mask and rubber gloves on for this?The world isn’t easy for the vertically challenged.I really don’t want to climb that high, but with the ceiling below already coming down I’ve got to do something.
I wonder if Jacob’s ladder is still lying about somewhere, unused.We don’t live far from Bethlehem.Maybe I can scoot over the Bethel and pick it up.Then again, maybe angels deliver.I hear they can be quite accommodating.Of course, if they’d keep the rain off in the first place that would’ve been helpful.I’m pretty sure that Plant and/or Page had a leaky roof.When they went to get up there they’d found somebody had already purchased the ladder (I think they call it a stairway in England).So I find myself with a leaky roof and no way to get to heaven.
During the Covid-19 crisis, cemeteries seem to be safe places.Not too many people are in them, at least not people that can spread the virus, and they always provide grounds for rumination.Besides, being outdoor spaces they can get you someplace outside the same four walls you see all the time.My wife and I both have an interest in genealogy.We’ve worked on our family trees and even try to keep our Reunion software up-to-date.This past weekend we visited a family burial plot in upstate New York.My wife’s family has a more accomplished pedigree than mine does, and one of her ancestors here actually merited an obelisk and was written up in local histories as a noteworthy member of the community.I also have ancestry in upstate, and we’ve traveled to some of their sites in the past, although their markers are usually harder to find.
Being in a cemetery, the logic of ancestor worship suggests itself.Without these people history as we know it would’ve been different.Without those who are our direct ancestors we wouldn’t even be here pondering our own insignificance.We wish these headstones could talk, saying more than the names, vital dates, and perhaps a quote from the Bible.We listen, hoping to gain knowledge of who they were.It seems to me that cemetery histories would be a boon to genealogists.For those of us whose predecessors were buried in small towns, such guides could be a real boon.As it is, Find A Grave dot com is often a helpful resource, but who wouldn’t like to be written up in an actual book?Network reception often isn’t great out here in rural America.
Graveyards are gateways to the past.In a world that feels like it’s changing way too fast, it seems right to have these places—these sanctuaries—to stop and reflect.They represent lives lived.Peaceful after the trauma of day-to-day angst and struggle.Unfortunately the pandemic is daily adding to the number of those who’ll be buried in cemeteries across the nation and around the world.Although somewhat preventable, we have no national will to stop the tragedy.So it is I find myself staring at a monument erected to someone I never knew, but without whom my life would’ve been vastly different.It’s a sunny day and I’m outside amid a crowd that can cause me no harm, but who, at times like this, inspire me.
Stories of the wealthy never interest me unless they have a mysterious, ageless cousin who’s really a vampire.Unfortunately fantasy can’t save us from the reality of a once great nation that’s now crumbling.As I wrote earlier on this particular book, we already know, at some level, what it says.Mary L. Trump, who alone has courage among her family, exposes quite a lot in Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man.There’s no point in ascribing blame for deeds done.I also fear there’s no hope that justice will ever be served in this case.Dysfunctional families are all too real and all too common.Some of the traits (but none of the money) from Fred Trump’s cruelty were as familiar to me as my own childhood.A powerful, overbearing stepfather riddled with a sense of his own inadequacy, taking it out in his own empire within the walls of his house.The damaged children it leaves behind, each struggling to cope in their own way.
The family Fred Trump raised was bound to become damaged goods.It is to the everlasting shame of the Republican Party that it could come up with no other viable candidate for the highest office in the land.Not so long ago I would’ve written “world,” by that day’s gone past us.Not only did “the party” accept his nomination, it has enabled him, as Mary Trump shows, every step of the way.Knowing that something is deeply wrong—that more people will have to die in this country of Covid-19 than anywhere else, just to stoke one man’s ego—and refusing to act should be a sin in anybody’s book.Who still emerges as his defender?The Evangelical.This mess is so convoluted that it will take historians (presuming anyone survives it) decades to try to unravel it.That’s because nobody in the GOP has any empathy for those already born.Strange form of “Christianity,” that.
This book is a depressing read.Still, I’m glad I did it.Not that it will change much.Those who are psychologically like Trump, incapable of distinguishing truth from fiction, will say it’s all lies.You can always play that card.There are facts, however, and they are recorded.Those who are able to weigh evidence know (and already knew) that a dangerous man had been coddled by a dangerous party that puts self-interest over nation.You know, I think there may be a vampire in this story after all, but I just don’t have the heart to look any further.
People have been debating how to pronounce Hurricane “Isaias,” an hispanic name based on Isaiah.Pennsylvania, which has few distinguishing features, is generally well enough inland not to have too much hurricane damage.Isaias, however you pronounce it, dumped over five inches of rain in the small town in which we live.Multiple roof leaks sprang up in our house and a small part of the ceiling in one room came down.Not exactly wrath of God level treatment, but unwelcome nevertheless.The real problem was the short amount of time in which the rain fell.Averaging about an inch per hour, the water simply overwhelmed the devices put in place to keep it outside.Being of my particular disposition I can’t help but think of the prophet Isaiah.
Not a classical prophet of doom per se, Isaiah is the most quoted prophet in the New Testament.He is remembered for “predictions” and soaring rhetoric that promises deliverance.He’s also a prophet known for his woe declarations, as reflected in the Hebrew Bible.This storm, I suspect, has delivered more of the woe than of the hope.Streets were flooded as the local creek burst its banks.Our own street was closed as I called our roofer who, I’m sure, had more than wanted popularity in one day.Being a homeowner, I quickly discovered, is largely a matter of trying to keep the water out.Our sump pump was working overtime and still the rain came.
My book Weathering the Psalms was intended to be the first in a series of volumes exploring meteorotheology in several books of the Bible.The weather, you see, is a popular topic of discussion since in ancient times their meteorology was theology.After the Psalms my exploration was intended to move toward the prophets.There are dramatic events where these saintly folk were able to bring down rain, or withhold it.Israel never experienced hurricanes because they don’t form in the Mediterranean.Meteorological terms, however, shift over time just as by the time Isaias reached us it was a tropical storm.The wind buffeted us a bit, but it was mainly a rain event.I thought at first that I would look at weather terminology in Isaiah and see what I could find there.I don’t know what my conclusions would have been since I was cut off before I could get that far.Like those who cast their bread upon the waters, after many days it came back, ironically in the form of Isaias.
One of the oldest tricks in the capitalistic playbook is to make something look like a more successful product.Trademarks and copyright laws prevent too close a similarity—for money is sacred—but we all know “brands” that try to look like other brands in hopes of picking up some of the business that attends success.The same feature was apparently at operation behind The Dark Dominion: Eight Terrifying Tales of Vampires and Werewolves.This is a book that I picked up in a used bookstore because its cover design—a dull olive green with a picture oval on the front—was clearly based on the Dark Shadows book series.While the latter are still available, they’re increasingly difficult to find in used bookstores, so when I come across one I don’t have I tend to buy it.I knew this wasn’t part of the series but the cover suggested to me it might be similar enough, like store-brand breakfast cereal.
Werewolf stories, it turns out, shouldn’t hunt in packs.There’s no surprise since it’s pretty clear that one of the characters is a shapeshifter and it’s pretty obvious which one.Six, or maybe seven, of the eight stories concern werewolves while one outlier has a vampire menace.Some of the stories in the book are clever, but most follow the same trajectory: attacks are made, the villagers suspect something, one of them turns out to be a werewolf.Time for the next story.I noticed a long time ago that unlike vampires and Frankenstein’s monster, the werewolf doesn’t have the definitive novelistic origin.Others wrote vampire tales before Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but that telling set the stage for those that followed.The olive green cover suggests Barnabas Collins, but in reality is more in Quentin’s territory.
Interestingly, The Dark Dominion, like occasional collections before and after, doesn’t list an editor.Modern books use the stature of volume editors to reinforce that what’s contained within has quality.Otherwise who knows whether someone with good taste has picked the stories by authors you’ve never heard of and wrapped them together in a package meant to move?That’s not to say that some of the stories aren’t good.A couple are quite clever.One is a translation of a medieval German tract.Another comes from medieval Ireland.The remainder are stories from the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.Perhaps it’s the burden of an editor to wonder what the selection criteria might have been.What’s entirely obvious, however, is that making something look similar to a recognized book series still has the power to sell.
Strange things happen.I doubt anyone would deny that, even the most skeptical.Sometimes the strange has an edge to it, though.A recent story on WTVR reports that residents of Virginia are receiving packets of unidentified seeds from China.Perhaps a nation naive enough to elect 45 believes in magic beans?If I recall correctly the beanstalk incident didn’t really end well, although Jack may have survived when it was all over.WTVR is compelled to say what should be obvious: if you receive unexpected seeds in the mail, don’t plant them.Not so many years ago I would’ve supposed most Americans were smart enough to know that.Four years later I’m left wondering.America’s critical thinking levels appear to be at an all-time low.
Upon first seeing this story my immediate reaction was to question it.Was it a hoax or a scam?The kind of thing Trump Enterprises might do to drive business?If it did happen haven’t scientists (if there are any anymore) been able to figure out what kinds of seeds these are?Isn’t there an app for that?Increasingly, it seems, people rely on Facebook rumors for their fact checking.Of course, that’s the beauty of this kind of plot, if it indeed is one.A simple thing such as sending a packet of seeds can start a panic.And with a Gross Domestic Product like China’s I’m sure the postage isn’t even all that expensive.
I also wonder if this isn’t in return for something that the US has done.We currently have no foreign policy to speak of, but I wonder if people in China have been receiving tariff-free shipments from us.But do we even have a functioning Post Office anymore?What if the seeds are from the US and were made to look as though they came from China?My suspicion goes deep, I guess.Several years ago I got dressed down at an academic conference for being too skeptical.My notebook has nullius in verba written inside the front cover.I tend to think that I just like to ask questions.Nobody sends you anything for free—being raised in capitalist heaven taught me that.WTVR says these seeds may be invasive species.Waging a continuing war against trees of heaven (also an invasive species) I know how much time can be wasted on the task.Just when you think you’ve got them all, another one pops up.Strange things indeed.
While on a rare family visit (it’s scary to get out too much) we visited Watkins Glen State Park in upstate New York.My mother’s family has roots in this area, and we’ve visited it several times in the past.There are always people there, but in manageable numbers.The website declared it was mandatory to wear a mask (“New York tough”!) and to keep social distancing.It perhaps didn’t help that we went during a heat wave when a walk along a waterfall-laced path seemed like a refreshing idea.I guess I had in my head the modest crowds we’d encountered in our many past visits.We were, however, not the only tourists (although somewhat local) with that particular plan.Not by any metric I can conceive.
If you’ve never been to Watkins Glen, the park has a Civilian Conservation Corp-built stairway and trail (approximately 600 stairs) through a glacial and water-cut gorge.The sedimentary layers are fascinating for anyone with an interest in geology and for those who like to ponder the millions of years required for the laying down and lifting up of multiple bedding planes.The gorge itself has a curvilinear appeal that is almost mystical.Waterfalls produce negative ions which, everyone knows, tend to make people happy.I was, however, more on the terrified side of the spectrum.It became clear even before we reached the gorge that there were hundreds of people already in the park.Most of them unmasked.Large crowds gathered around the more picturesque waterfalls, blocking the narrow walkways.Tourists have no idea what “six feet” might possibly mean.Stair-climbing is an aerobic exercise, and wearing a mask in such circumstances is the only smart thing to do.
While on the considerably less crowded trails of the Pennsylvania outdoors venues we more commonly frequent, I’m nervous when someone walks even more than six feet away in the opposite direction.This felt like a nightmare to me.Too many people paying too little heed to the mandated caution.I’ll be quarantining myself for two weeks for sure. Maybe more.I don’t get out much in any case, but even though we were obstructing our view through cloudy glasses and trying to get adequate oxygen through made-to-specification cloth masks, there’s only so much that prophylactics can do.I jog at first light to avoid other health nuts on the local trails.I go to stores only for necessities.Being in a canyon with the careless invincibles inspired less than confidence in this petrified pilgrim.Knowing human nature, it seems closing popular state parks until people get smart may be the best way out of a tight squeeze.
It happened this way.When my daughter was young she was interested in dinosaurs.Most kids are.In fact, my wife and I went to a public lecture by a paleontologist in Edinburgh where he pointed out that the real experts on the subject in the audience were generally twelve or younger.I took an interest in what my daughter found fascinating, and you can’t study dinosaurs without knowing a bit of geology.Now, the professor’s lifestyle is a thing of wonder.You may have a heavy teaching and publication load, but the freedom to spend your unstructured summer time pure learning was (still is) a huge draw.I began studying geology.I joined the Wisconsin Geological Society.I was even made an officer.My, a biblical studies professor.
At one point I bought a jeweler’s loupe.Many geologists have them.To get down to the level of the crystalline structure of most rocks you’ll need something more powerful, but for fieldwork (and I’ve got a garage full of rocks to prove it) your average loupe will do.When Nashotah House decided I should no longer be a professor (and the rest of academe acquiesced) I seriously considered going back to school to study geology.Time was against me, however.I had to find a job with a family needing support, and so here I am in publishing instead.And not only that, but I’m a Bibles editor.Most people have no idea what that means.Some days even I don’t.But one thing I have learned is that you’ve got to know your leather.
This is a bit uncomfortable to me as a vegan, but I have learned that many people want their Bibles wrapped up in animal sacrifice.I’ve also learned there are many different kinds of leather.The typical leather Bible is pigskin.Yes, that’s right.In the trade you can call a Bible with any animal hide leather.Bonded leather means that it’s pieces glued together.The most expensive Good Books are “genuine leather.”Cut from whole cloth, as it were.I keep my jeweler’s loupe in my work desk.Sometimes I need to look at something closely, off screen.My loupe came in a leather case.One of the sides peeled off during our move and I could see clearly what bonded leather means.In fact, the “nded” part of “bonded” is clearly visible like a secret Bible code on the underlayer of my case.Nothing, it seems, is ever wasted.