“And Pharaoh’s servants said unto him, How long shall this man be a snare unto us? let the men go, that they may serve the Lord their God: knowest thou not yet that Egypt is destroyed?”The words are from the Good Book.Specifically Exodus 10.7.They’ve been on my mind as the coronavirus is beginning to yield in all developed nations but our own.Let me set the scene: the Israelites have become slaves in Egypt.Moses was sent to set them free, but a Trumpian Pharaoh stood in the way.Plague after plague was sent, but the president, er, I mean Pharaoh, refused to acknowledge what the evidence indicated.Moses would appear before the senate and declare the coming disaster.In the mythical world of the Bible, though, the senate actually saw reason.
“Knows thou not yet that Egypt is destroyed?”Instead of addressing the Covid-19 crisis the White House has decided to turn a blind eye.Nearly one-fourth of the worldwide cases of the disease are recorded in the United States.In the past week several record-setting days of new case numbers were set even as the administration was insisting that schools be opened without any plans, or even ideas about how to help.“Have them make bricks without straw,” you could almost hear echoing around the Oval Office.Ah, indeed, this is the most biblical of administrations.Our economy has been tanked for years to come.The environment has been degraded to the point of disaster.And yet Moses is ignored.The real plague was the Pharaoh.
“This is the finger of science!”
Exodus is a story of liberation.What’s more, according to the Good Book, God himself wanted Israel to be set free.The Pharaoh, it seems, was not personally afflicted with the plagues until the darkness fell.Prior to that, if it didn’t affect him personally he simply didn’t care.Too many self-aggrandizing monuments to be built to his own name.Ancient Egypt was like that.Meanwhile plagues brought the mightiest nation of the time to its knees.Beyond that.It brought them prone.Most of us, I expect, are ready to get on with life.We’ve been self-isolating for over three months and yet the number of cases continues to increase.We could use a word or two of guidance from a sympathetic leader.Instead we’re entering hurricane season.I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’ve got my Bible all ready.And right now it’s open to Exodus.
If, like me, you can’t see a neighbor’s brickwork without thinking of “A Cask of Amontillado,” then I need not explain why I watch horror films.I know that as of late some literary scholars have challenged the idea that Edgar Allan Poe wrote horror.There is now, and always has been, a bias against the genre.In fact, many would point out that Rod Serling’s Twilight Zone wasn’t really horror, no matter how creepy some of the episodes were.Some would cast Ray Bradbury into that lot as well, and others would not.I spend a lot of time pondering this because those of us who enjoy some of what’s called horror are often cast as misfits.And misfits have a lot in common with monsters.
The connection with religion is a palpable, yet intangible one.It does seem that religion has its origins in fear and as it branched out it came to have different emphases.Jesus, for example, apparently stressed love, at least according to the gospel of John.That religion of love came, eventually, back around to fear.Calvinism, especially, is suffused with it.There’s a reason that it is the religion expressed in particularly effective horror.Apparently they meet similar needs, but psychology is not an exact science, and our tastes in it differ.Even our interpretations do so.As the bricklayer puts down row after row of masonry, the thoughts get walled up in days where work prevents serious consideration of the deeper questions.
It’s been years since I’ve read “A Cask of Amontillado.”The story has stayed with me, however, whether it’s horror or not.Stories about imprisonment are like that.The other day a police car stopped outside our house.We live in a working-class, but descent neighborhood.From the bits and pieces glimpses out the window revealed, there was a problem with a car that had been parked on the street for quite a while, and that didn’t belong to any of the local residents.The natural response to seeing that car just outside was fear.We fear criminals and we fear the police.We fear what Covid-19 is doing to us, even to those of us who’ve managed not to contract it.Traditional religion would tell us punishment comes from the Almighty.These things are all related.And across the way the bricklayer keeps up his work, row after row.
It’s Independence Day and what we most need independence from is our own government.History is full of ironies.Federal holidays falling on a Saturday, for instance.In any case, here we are on the Fourth of July and still stuck under a repressive government that a small portion of people like.Republican groups supporting Biden are starting to arise, but we can only dream on Independence Day.Many of us would like to be independent of the coronavirus, and not a few people are acting like we are.Cases are spiking, so the rest of us are staying indoors.Fireworks are okay, but I have trouble staying awake until dark these days and more often than not they just keep me awake as I’m starting to doze.
Maybe for Independence Day I’ll take leave of reality.Maybe I’ll imagine a government that isn’t so utterly corrupt that some people might have some faith in it.Maybe I’ll dream that black lives matter and that our leaders would believe it.Maybe I’ll think what it would have been like if caring officials addressed the Covid-19 crisis directly instead of brushing it off, so that like all well-run nations cases would be going down here instead of back up.There’s so many possibilities and the one thing they all have in common is that they point to independence from the Trump Administration, if that’s what it can be called.Maybe it’s time to light a sparkler of hope.
Independence Day can be a day of looking forward instead of looking back.If we can look ahead we might see a country where anyone will be allowed to exist and not be condemned by “Christianity.”We can come to see that privileging any one “class” or “race” or “sexual orientation” is a form of bigotry from which we can and should be independent.We can try to think what it must be like to experience life from somebody else’s skin.We can try to understand instead of standing ready to condemn that which is “different.”Fact is, everyone is different from everyone else, it’s only a matter of degree.And difference can unite rather than divide.The whole idea behind uniting different states was that those who were different could support one another and figure out how to make room for everyone to fit.It won’t be easy to do, but we might use today to envision a country where we can work together, and figure out that leaders who bring people together are the only hope we have for the future.
Because of the shortness of time, I recently bought an ebook so that I could get it done under deadline.Although the coronavirus still has book delivery slowed down, things are much improved.There was a book, however, I absolutely needed to read for my current research that is available only in ebook form.Sighing, but emboldened by my recent experience, I began reading it electronically.Shortly after I started my critical faculties kicked in and I began wondering whether the book was fact or fiction.The author has an internet presence but is seldom addressed by scholars.I found myself thinking, “if this was a real book, I’d stop right about now and examine my physical copy for clues.”I’ve done that more than once when it comes to questionable material.Books, you see, come with built-in indicators of their trustworthiness.
The ebook, however, gives you scant information.For example, this one has no copyright page.I may be a publishing geek, but a copyright page is essential for determining what kind of book you’re reading.Then I would, if this were an actual book, close it and look at the back cover.There in the upper left I would look for the BISAC (Book Industry Standards and Communications) code.These are the words that classify the genre and subject of the book for you.It is often a publishing professional, such as the book’s editor, who assigns the BISAC code, so depending on who the publisher is, you have an accurate description.This ebook on my Kindle software has no BISAC code.The publisher itself often tells you something about a volume, but this is a small press without much online information available.
I’m walking you through this because of our current crisis of critical thinking.With a president unwilling to stick to facts and crying out “fake news” when empirically proven realities don’t match his liking, being able to assess our sources is essential.Ebooks have eroded the possibilities.I read esoteric stuff, I admit.The authors had to have convinced a publisher (and don’t get me started on self-published books!) that their project was viable.The book in my hands has a number of ways to assess whether it is accurate or not.The ebook on my lap does not.I’m working on a longer article on this topic.Our ability to think critically includes the necessity of assessing the clues as to the nature of our reading material.Right now I’m reading an ebook stripped of the helpful clues of the print book and fact-checking is limited to Google.The truth may be out there, but if this were a printed book chances are it would be right in my hands.
The other day someone mentioned to me (virtually, of course, since real conversation is limited to immediate family) that she was going to the chiropractor.This simple spinal adjustment comment made me curious since my mother has used a chiropractor to manage back pain for as long as I can remember.I also had heard many disparaging comments about chiropractors over the years and decided to look up some information.Medical science, if we can hypostatize it that way, considers chiropractic a pseudoscience.Part of the reason is that the medical training required to be a chiropractor doesn’t come up to the level of a MD degree.The main reason, however, as far as I can determine, is that chiropractic was founded on the basis of receiving information from “the other world.”
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Daniel David Palmer founded chiropractic in the 1890s.His knowledge of how to do it came from a doctor dead for half a century.Some of the tenets of chiropractic are spiritual rather than physical.Not being based on empirical studies going back to such traditional medical ancestors like Galen, the new way of understanding medicine was labeled as a kind of religion—an alternative medicine.Now, I’m not a medical person.In fact I’m rather squeamish.I try not to look too deeply into biology, but this is fascinating.There are more than 70,000 chiropractors in the United States alone.If what they are doing doesn’t really help people then why do they keep going back?Is it a matter of believing that you’ve been helped relieving pain?
Often cost effectiveness is given as the reason people use chiropractors.In these days of Covid-19 we know that medical practitioners have been on the front lines for many months.We also know that in the United States many people can’t afford standard medical treatment.Our government has staunchly refused to nationalize health care, as every other government in developed nations has done, preferring to keep it a free market.The end result is many people simply can’t afford to go to the doctor.I don’t know if chiropractic is a pseudoscience or not, but if it provides at least short-term relief for people who can’t afford standard treatment is this a bad thing?I don’t know much about the topic, but the whole thing seems worthy of further exploration.Any time the mind in brought in to help heal the body, I suspect, we are knocking on the door of religious thinking.
It’s kind of scary.I mean, I know that Google Maps has everything recorded.Some family members recounted, a few years back, how they were shown raking the leaves in their yard on street level photographs.I guess everything’s part of your permanent record now.What was scary to me was receiving a letter with a picture of my house on the envelope.Yes, it was from an insurance agency, and insurance thrives on the feeling of vague threat that rattles around our primate brains most of the time.Is somethingor someone out to get me?Oh no!They know where I live!Maybe it was supposed to be friendly, like a good neighbor.It just didn’t come across that way.Smile, you’re on Candid Camera.
Not that being recorded doesn’t have its advantages.We live in an older house, and like most older houses it has had some additions over the decades.That means the roof is complex.That complex roof turned out to be leaky also.When the roofer was trying to explain why he couldn’t do just the one part where the water was getting in (we have been re-roofing on an installment plan), I had trouble imagining it.You see, when you’ve got neighbors all around it’s pretty tough to get the right angle to examine your own roof.I googled our address and shifted to satellite mode.I zoomed in and found the layout of the roof.Screenshot and save.Otherwise I don’t think I’d ever have understood how complicated rain deterrence can really be.
But getting a letter in the mail with your own house on it—this seems to cross some kind of line.Yes, I like our place.I feel comfortable here.It’s got space for lots of books.It isn’t fancy, though.It still needs quite a lot of work both inside and out.And I like to spend my scant free time reading.It’s cheaper than buying all the lumber and tools I need to do things the way they should be done.Maybe if my job were driving around filming other peoples’ houses I’d make enough to have some contractor come in and fix things up.But the insurance agent knows where I live now.Covid-19 probably stops him from knocking at my door, but I do value my privacy.Like most things, being recorded is a mixed bag.Who couldn’t use a little extra anxiety once in a while?
So much has been happening that I have trouble keeping up.This past month a border skirmish erupted between the planet’s two most populous nations, China and India.The skirmish took place in the Himalayas, around a disputed border line.About twenty died in a scuffle that the New York Times reported as involving clubs and stones.This image stuck with me.As kids we used to chant “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never harm me.”Quite apart from the incorrect message in this saying, it struck me how childish border skirmishes are.Like race, national boundaries are mere human constructs.We’re obsessed with ownership.Territoriality.This land belongs to me, not you.If you disagree we can club and stone each other to death to prove it.
I mailed a package to someone in Canada recently.Not only did I have to fill out a customs form, I also had to fork over quite a hefty sum, amounting to half the price of the item sent.The reason for the high cost was that this was international mail.Now, I can understand Canada wanting to distance itself from its southern neighbor, but why do we feel that we need to have strict borders?We’ve been peaceful for centuries.Being who I am, my thoughts tend toward the breaking down of religious ideals of unity.Believe me, I know these are only ideals that we never realized in practice, but the concept haa been there from the beginning.Religion tends to divide rather than to bring people together, no matter what the founders of various traditions taught.Now even that is breaking down.
As the New York Times points out, both India and China are nuclear powers.During this time of social distancing I had secretly hoped national aggressions might fade.With some eight million people infected worldwide, you might think we could all work together, put down our sticks and stones, and see the human face before us.We wear masks, I guess, for more than one reason.The primitive nature of that skirmish bothers me.People beating one another to death with rocks and clubs over a location difficult to reach just so both sides can lay claim to it.In my mind’s eye I envision a gray-black monolith appearing in their midst.A message of progress being beamed into their heads.We’re two decades beyond that benchmark, and we still don’t get the message.
The summer solstice comes whether we want it to or not.Today is the longest day in the northern hemisphere although, as I write this the sun has not yet risen.It was a sleepless night, making this day seem even longer than it already is.Over on Horror Homeroom, where they understand sleepless nights, my piece on the movie Midsommar will appear.I won’t say here what I say there, or you might not go and read it.I will say that for a horror film Midsommar boldly sets itself in a sun-bathed atmosphere, making it all the more unsettling.To see more you’ll need to visit the Homeroom.
There are implications for the longest day.One of the most obvious is that from here on out days will be getting shorter.That’s the thing about anticipation—we crave the light when it’s in such short supply in December and January.This year of Covid, the spring blended into a long stretch of social distancing and isolation, even as the days were growing longer and the weather warmer.It was like some spokes were missing from the wheel of the year.Now that summer’s here many people are acting as if the need for caution is gone.Midsommar may help with that, since it shows that the daylight sometimes shows us what we don’t really wish to see.
Ancient peoples kept an eye on the seasonal changes long before they learned to write.Etched into the landscape markers like Stonehenge and Avebury and countless others were oriented toward celestial points on the solstices.Equinoxes were also observed, as well as the half-way points between.This altering of the earth to commemorate the progressing of the year took great effort, so we must assume it had great importance.You don’t move boulders unless you feel strongly compelled to do so.Such compulsion strikes us all as religious.
So it’s the longest day of the year.What will we do with it?When we look back at it, will we see what we wished we might have done with all that light on our side?Will we treat it just like any other day?The beauty of holidays (of which capitalism recognizes far too few) is that they teach us to stop and reflect for a few moments on the messages our planet sends us.Our longest day is also a message.What we do with that information is up to us.
The summer solstice is nearly here (on which more anon).The coronavirus outbreak reached crisis level in the United States just before the vernal equinox, so we’ve been living with this now for over a quarter of the year.The World Health Organization has been warning that the greatest danger now is complacency.I’ve been seeing troubling signs of it.Many people equate the partial opening up as a license to ditch the masks and start having parties again.I go jogging around 5 a.m. these days because, well, the solstice.It’s light enough and I’ve already been awake a couple of hours by then.Parks and playgrounds around here are officially closed still, but the other day just after first light I jogged by a group of guys playing basketball before sunrise.The days are longer and it feels like nothing can harm us in summer.
Like most other people I worry about the economy.You’d think books would be big business during a lockdown and in fact many kinds are doing quite well.The academic kind less so.Still, I haven’t given up my hope that the pandemic will prove transformative.We should emerge from this better than we were going into it.Granted, the Republican Party has put the bar really, really low, but people are, I hope, starting to realize we’re better than our government.We know that black lives matter.We know that science is real.We know that people matter more than money.Nevertheless it’s difficult to keep wearing masks when we’ve shed the winter clothes and donned short sleeves.Disease, like Republicanism, doesn’t respect human desires.We need to keep the masks on.
A strange kind of giddiness comes upon us during these long days.There’s so much light!Those who can sleep past 4 a.m. are finding the sky already glowing when they awake.At this latitude it stays light until almost 9 p.m., or so I’m told.Thinking back to our primal ancestors, we were only really active during daylight hours.Sluggish and sleepy in the winter, we’re now stimulated with so many photons we don’t know what to do with them all.I sincerely hope that Covid-19 has had enough of the human race and is ready to leave us alone.In the light of the day, however, the evidence isn’t there to bear that out.We can still celebrate the longest day of the year with masks on, knowing that six months from now things will be very different.
Apart from being Shakespearen click-bait, the title of this post reflects a present-day fear.We live on the edge of rural Pennsylvania.If you’re not familiar with the state, let me assure you, there are tons of woodlands and rural communities. You can drive for hours in a straight line and seldom leave the forest.When my wife sent me a warning email—I go to bed early and can’t seem to sleep late—I paid heed.A bear has been ambling through our town.My usual morning jog is along a trail at the edge of the woods.Bears are crepuscular.I watch horror movies.Put it all together and a Shakespearean level of anxiety quickly builds.It wouldn’t be so bad, but the photos show the bear romping through backyards and one of the reasons I jog the way I do is to avoid other people.
I see wildlife on my jogs.I see deer frequently, along with feral cats, rabbits, and, in season, ducks.I’ve seen raccoons, foxes, groundhogs, and even snapping turtles and salamanders.It’s not much of a stretch to think a bear could be lurking there.So instead I took to jogging the human streets.The danger out here, of course, is the human-borne kind.Covid-19 lurks, and even though I jog at 5 a.m. there are other elderly out and about.I hear a cough and wonder whether my chances might be better with the bear.The broken sidewalk’s a problem too.I have tripped before in the half light, but without Superman’s knack for flying. Or at least landing gracefully.
Thinking back, I wonder what has happened.As I child I lived in truly rural Pennsylvania.My brothers and I used to sleep on our open porch in the summers, even though we could occasionally hear bears going through the trashcans around the side of the house.Our place was hard up on the woods, right at the edge of town.I didn’t worry about the bears back then, though.We’ve perhaps become more afraid of nature because we know we’ve not been good to it.The episode of the X-Files we watched before bed last night had Scully saying that nature’s always out to get us.Perhaps we’ve drawn too solid a line between ourselves and brother or sister bear.We’re not above nature; we are nature.But still, I’d rather not be pursued, or eaten by a bear, no matter how much I like Shakespeare.So I’ll jog in town for awhile, taking my chances with the dangers of my own kind.
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Reading in a time of plague is more than just a pastime.It’s an opportunity to learn.I keep fervently hoping that an occupation might be made out of reading, but those I’ve tried always have many long strings attached, most of them tied to capitalism.Early on in the social distancing phase, a group in my town began posting children’s stories on lawn signs in the park.Each sign stands six feet from the last one, and if you linger a few minutes you can take in a children’s book, presumably for the benefit of your child.Such signs have cropped up in a couple of the parks here in town.I’m pleased to see the attempts at literacy education continuing.If anything’s going to get us out of this crisis, it’s going to be reading.
The local library, again early on, began giving away books that normally make up part of the book sale.Libraries, which have proven their worth over and over, have been doing what they can to get people through the difficult times of loneliness, and in some cases, joblessness.Those of us who cottoned onto reading at a young age realize just how much problem-solving you can glean from reading a novel.Instead of encouraging writers, however, the capitalistic system makes agents and publishers interested only in those writers who are deemed to have commercial value.All the rest, who often find a core audience after their deaths, are left to obscurity since money makes the world go round, right MC?And yet where would we be without our formative fiction.
I’ve quite often admitted that Herman Melville’s Moby Dick is my favorite novel.I’d always assumed that it was a success but I recently learned that it too was a flop.At first.There was little interest in what has become the prototypical great American novel.Its draw is in the lessons it teaches.A bit too long to put on signs in the park, it explores what drives some people.Indeed, for the owners of the Pequod it is money.But there are more important things. As the weather has been improving, it makes me glad to see the signs of summer.The signs posted with books.While I have no small children to take to the park, I am made happy by the efforts of those who take the initiative to show young people the way out of any crisis.You must read your way through.
Some events transform a society.While we keep waiting for things “to get back to normal,” many of us have already come to realize that there is no normal to which we can get back.That’s my main impression after reading Albert Camus’ The Plague.The story is set in 1940s Algeria where the Bubonic Plague breaks out in a single town that has to isolate itself from the rest of the world.As the months and realizations of long duration develop, the emotions the characters go through are very much in line with what seems to be happening with Covid-19.Indeed, that’s why the novel seems to be going through a surge of popularity right now.I’ve always associated Camus with the great existentialist writers, but that slipped to the back of my mind while reading this poignant story.
Existentialism is all about making one’s own meaning in a meaningless universe.This is precisely what Dr. Rieux does in Oran as his former life becomes one long ward call of service to the town.He befriends characters who represent the best and the worst of human nature as they respond to the pressures of isolation and boredom.Camus pointedly notes that despite the equalizing forces of death and hardship, the rich manage to make sure they have it better than the poor although they all end up in the same common grave.There are morals to this story, and it’s clear that “leaders” in Washington have never read it.Literature quite often teaches important lessons, but to get at them you have to read.
Rieux befriends Tarrou and it seems to me that Tarrou’s lengthy monologue on why he has volunteered to stay in Oran and help those who are suffering is the main message of the book.Tarrou understands the lessening of suffering, the attempt to bring peace, as the main purpose of human beings.He says at one point that it’s like becoming a saint.Despite the ways saints are often worshipped these days, that is at the heart of their canonization.Care for others.Rieux points out that Tarrou doesn’t believe in God, and yet, as the story winds down it is clear that he has become a kind of savior figure.The novel is disturbing in its simplicity and in its timeliness.It would seem that if we’re to get anything at all out of being under the cloud of a modern plague that we need to take the view that others matter, despite what Washington says, perhaps even more than ourselves.
Cars don’t get driven as much these days.Working from home does save quite a bit on the cost of filling up a couple times a week.Cars that sit, however, sometimes get leaky tires.So wearing a mask like a bandit, I found myself at a local gas station air pump, dumping quarters in for three minutes of air.As I knelt on the asphalt, I was thinking of when air used to be free.Gas stations made enough money on fuel that it was considered a courtesy to provide a public compressor.As gas prices grew from a quarter a gallon (that makes me sound old) to, at one point over three dollars for the same quantity, the petroleum industry became very lucrative.And they started charging for air.
The idea is what bothers me.Shouldn’t air be free?I didn’t grow up a very political kid (that had to come with maturing), but I used to hear adults complaining that soon you’d have to pay for air.They meant the kind you have to breathe, of course, but that idea stuck.Air should be free.All land animals have free access to it, and our biology demands it.The only difference with this black hose I’m holding is that it has a nozzle that forces said air into a tire valve.I remember trying to inflate a bicycle tire by trying to blow into it.No, for that you needed a hand pump, so air wasn’t really free even then.If there’s a way to charge for a necessity, we’ll find it.Of course cars pollute the actual air we breathe, so we’re paying double, really.
Gas prices tumbled just as the COVID-19 pandemic began.I’m afraid I just can’t raise any sympathy for big oil, even if we are on the cusp of the second Great Depression.I guess I still hope for a government that has some sympathy, and not profits in mind.Millions and millions are unemployed and all we see is mean spiritedness toward those in need.If their tires are flat they’ll have to pay for the very air they pump.And I’m paying four times as much to do that as a gallon of gas cost when I was a kid.Some things, it seems to me, should just be free.A capitalist system can’t have that, however, since money must be kept flowing.Perhaps they should dispense it through pumps.
I don’t remember its title or its author.I do recall that there was a character, or perhaps there were characters, who kept saying “etwas muss getan werden”—“something must be done.”You see, we read quite a few existentialist short stories in German IV in high school.There were so few of us left from the freshman intro all the way back in ninth grade that our teacher could put us right in the middle of German literature and have us read.I wish I still had that facility now.Although I can work my way through many languages academically (German, French, Spanish, Italian, and, of course, the dead languages of koine Greek, classical Hebrew, Ugaritic, and assorted other semitic dialects), the fluency of sitting down and just reading atrophied long ago.Still, etwas muss getan werden.That sense of anxiety feels like it’s permanent now.
Every now and again, when tensions are running high—this past week is an example—I find myself nervously checking online news sources frequently to see if anything dramatically good has happened.This gets to be almost a tic.I need to have some assurance that we’ve not become a dictatorship, or that there are those in power with enough humanity left inside them have tried to do something to make things better.Being a nation of throw-away people is ethically wrong no matter what scale you use.Skin color and national heritage do not lessen the worth of any human being.We can’t even get out to protest properly because a pandemic, which is still being mishandled, rages.The days are full of such sameness.Etwas muss getan werden.Please.
I wish I could remember the stories I read in high school.Some have stayed with me through the years.German class was my introduction to existentialism, a philosophy with which I still mostly identify.That was the reason I would pick up books by Kafka, Camus, and Dürrenmatt when I would find them in the once plentiful used book stores.I remember the latter’s Der Besuch der alten Dame. I recall seeing the play performed and being reminded that we are all players in a drama whose only sense comes from our assignment of the same.Now I sit inside on sunny days.Afraid of economic insecurity—who knows how long the jobs will hold out?—I don’t go to stores and try to order as little as possible online.I keep waiting for something to happen.As I learned in high school etwas muss getan werden, no matter where I read it.
I’m not a professor, but I play one on—no, wait—wrong commercial.I’m not a professor, but I used to be.Now as the spring semester, which ended remotely, is winding down all over schools are asking what they should do in the autumn.Should the fall semester—the great migratory event of the human species—be virtual or actual?We know the coronavirus will still be lurking out there, and we know that colleges mix people from all over the world, which is one of the real essentials of education.I try to picture myself teaching to a classroom of masked faces.I try to envision frat parties with social distancing.I try to imagine the dining halls where students are packed in closely together, handling knives, forks, and spoons that others have touched.I think and shudder.
I know some younger folks.They tend to trust certain internet personalities because they seem smart.I’ve even occasionally asked what the qualifications of such personalities were only to receive an “I don’t know” answer.This is among educated viewers.Don’t get me wrong.I don’t have my diplomas on the wall behind me.I never even had them framed.They’re still in the tubes.I had to show my Ph.D. diploma to two recent employers even though I was hired by universities without ever having to unroll it.That was back in the day when you could have face-to-face interviews.Back when a bona fide degree from a world-class research university meant something.Now economics are being weighed against wisdom.It’s not a fair fight.
There’s a reason economics is called “the dismal science.”With Malthusian overtones, we increase to the point of stressing our resources.A disease breaks out and quickly spreads through our dense populations, but not our denser individuals.We don’t want to be seen as uneducated, but there’s the great god Mammon to consider.Funny thing is, back when I was still teaching schools like Rutgers had a difficult time getting tenured professors to train for online courses.Why put yourself through the trouble when your job is already secure?They trained adjuncts such as myself instead.There was, to put it in economic terms, already a demand for online education.But there are campuses to be maintained, and there’s only so much you can do at home with your own chemistry set.And so we face the summer wondering how it will end.It’s time for some critical thinking, but that’s above my pay scale.