It’s quite a dilemma. It’s Schrödinger’s cat without the box. Well, it’s a dead cat in my yard. It’s not my cat and I only know about it because the next-door neighbor saw it while out mowing. (It’s on the thin strip between our houses and we seldom make our way over there.) Death is always a problem. I don’t want to bury it since it looks like it was a pet. Said neighbor is the only one I know around here but I know some pets have tracers/implants to help owners know if something happens. So I tried calling the local animal control companies. They don’t deal with cats. There is a county service, in the next town over, but we’re across the border in a county that doesn’t deal with cats or dogs. The DOT won’t get involved unless they’re on the street. The local municipality also handles them only on the street or sidewalk.
Now, I own a shovel and I’m not afraid of hard work. I am a bit squeamish, though. I’ve handled half-squirrels from some hawk with eyes bigger than its stomach. I also have to take care of dead birds and squirrels that get into the garage. This is a bit bigger than I’m used to. I’m not even entirely sure if it’s a cat, really. Once an opossum got into our compost bin and the fur looks like it could be an opossum. It doesn’t smell bad, though, and possums don’t have the most pleasant bouquet even when they’re alive. The flies seem to like it okay, however. The space between our houses would be challenging for the turkey vultures I see around daily. They must be mad with frustration circling up there. If it’s somebody’s pet I’m sure they’d like to know, but it’s looking like I’ll be digging—but you’re supposed to call Angie first, right? In case of buried cables?
Death is entirely natural. Ironically, I live two blocks from a pet crematorium. I wonder if they make house calls? Then again, it wouldn’t be cheap. We expose ourselves to loss when we bring pets into our families. My own beloved childhood beagle was hit by a car. Meanwhile, I know that we shall all meet on that beautiful shore, by and by, and when we do I hope someone recognizes their cat from this side of the vale of tears. Or at least outside of Schrödinger’s box.












