“And Pharaoh’s servants said unto him, How long shall this man be a snare unto us? let the men go, that they may serve the Lord their God: knowest thou not yet that Egypt is destroyed?”The words are from the Good Book.Specifically Exodus 10.7.They’ve been on my mind as the coronavirus is beginning to yield in all developed nations but our own.Let me set the scene: the Israelites have become slaves in Egypt.Moses was sent to set them free, but a Trumpian Pharaoh stood in the way.Plague after plague was sent, but the president, er, I mean Pharaoh, refused to acknowledge what the evidence indicated.Moses would appear before the senate and declare the coming disaster.In the mythical world of the Bible, though, the senate actually saw reason.
“Knows thou not yet that Egypt is destroyed?”Instead of addressing the Covid-19 crisis the White House has decided to turn a blind eye.Nearly one-fourth of the worldwide cases of the disease are recorded in the United States.In the past week several record-setting days of new case numbers were set even as the administration was insisting that schools be opened without any plans, or even ideas about how to help.“Have them make bricks without straw,” you could almost hear echoing around the Oval Office.Ah, indeed, this is the most biblical of administrations.Our economy has been tanked for years to come.The environment has been degraded to the point of disaster.And yet Moses is ignored.The real plague was the Pharaoh.
“This is the finger of science!”
Exodus is a story of liberation.What’s more, according to the Good Book, God himself wanted Israel to be set free.The Pharaoh, it seems, was not personally afflicted with the plagues until the darkness fell.Prior to that, if it didn’t affect him personally he simply didn’t care.Too many self-aggrandizing monuments to be built to his own name.Ancient Egypt was like that.Meanwhile plagues brought the mightiest nation of the time to its knees.Beyond that.It brought them prone.Most of us, I expect, are ready to get on with life.We’ve been self-isolating for over three months and yet the number of cases continues to increase.We could use a word or two of guidance from a sympathetic leader.Instead we’re entering hurricane season.I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’ve got my Bible all ready.And right now it’s open to Exodus.
In what looks (somewhat cynically) like at attempt to add newness to frightfully old news, the World Health Organization has renamed COVID-19 to the much scarier SARS-CoV-2.The basics remain the same: the virus is transmitted the same way.If it lands on a non-organic surface it soon dies without a host, rather like the elected officials of an old party once grand.Like any parasite, it requires the life of another to prosper.And so we find Mitch McConnell telling states to declare bankruptcy in a move taken from the Bible’s own playbook.You see, during a famine in Egypt Pharaoh bailed out the food banks, and by buying all the land made peasants in essence slaves of the state.The Good Book has all the answers.A few generations later, however, and Pharaoh had to learn how to swim in the desert.The divine economy is not without humor.
The WHO report also states that the vector has been traced to bats.Bats make me think of vampires—I can’t help it, I’m a late monster boomer.While WHO doesn’t make any connections with vampire bats, I researched them when I was younger.Unlike elected members of the gOP, vampire bats aren’t selfish.Nor are they greedy.Finding a victim, the make a small incision with their sharp little teeth and lap up enough blood to survive.If another bat goes a night or two without success, vampire bats will share their success, realizing in a way that politicians don’t, that helping one another is an assured way of establishing communal strength.Or you could just be capitalist about it, let the unsuccessful starve, and go seeking another victim of your own.Bloated bats don’t fly well.
If the Old Party learns from nature we’ll all benefit.Greed is hardly the basis for sound government.Nature would suggest that ingesting disinfectant isn’t the best advice to dole out to a nation about which you truly care.The Old Party refuses to do anything, of course.Having proven themselves unable to govern, they’re busy pulling together campaigns for November’s election.With a leader who’s already said on national television that Republicans can’t win without gaming the election process itself, they don’t even blush.I’m no expert, but it may be because they don’t have enough blood to rise to their cheeks.If they’re short on blood it might be worth their while to learn a thing or two from vampire bats.