Southern gothic has a certain appeal even to northerners. Casting about for a weekend movie included in one of our streaming services, A House on the Bayou suggested itself. I hadn’t heard of it before, but it bore the Blumhouse brand, so I gave it a try. In this age of digital production, it is the equivalent of a “straight to video” release. The story is a bit confusing but the atmosphere is creepy and most of the acting is good. Spoilers may arise from this point on. John is having an affair with a younger woman and Jessica has found out. She insists that if John wants to save their marriage he has to agree to a vacation with her and their daughter Anna. Down on the bayou. Once they get there both Jessica and John’s passive aggression towards each other is on show.
A couple of locals, eighteen-year-old Isaac and his Grandpappy, stop over. It’s pretty obvious from the beginning that there’s something off about the pair. Isaac clearly has supernatural powers and soon begins to threaten the family. It turns out that John, knowing Jessica would insist on coming to this house, had pre-hired Isaac and Grandpappy to kill Jessica and make it look like a robbery. Thing is, Isaac and Grandpappy have moral fibre. They lock John in a hidden room with a demonic coyote that eats him. And they burn his lover to death. Jessica and Anna, who still love John, want to save him and after Jessica kills Grandpappy and Isaac, goes to the police. It turns out that there is no house on the bayou and they all know about Isaac and Grandpappy, who are still alive, because they’re beings who kill evil-doers.
While not a great movie, this is one that’s heavily invested in religion and horror. Morality is defined, according to Isaac and Grandpappy, by the Bible. There is some confusion in the plot, however, when Grandpappy denies Isaac is his grandson and the locals seem to say he is. Isaac implies that he’s the son of the Devil. Grandpappy says Isaac never ages, but he tells John he’s 21 and has been in the Army (he tells Anna he’s 18). Although he protects morality, Isaac attempts to abduct Anna to “marry” her, although she’s only 14. There’s a good attempt to integrate religion into this horror, but as often happens, the religion is inconsistent with what it claims to be. I’m not sure how many viewers pay attention to such things, but some of us do write books about it. Overall, it is passable southern gothic for a rainy afternoon.














