I think I need to swear off found footage films. My first horror attempt this October failed with Hell House LLC. I was watching at the behest of a friend. Hopefully one who isn’t aware of my very low dizziness quotient. Extreme camera motion! I was determined to try to make my way through because the Bible was introduced early on, earning it a place in Holy Sequel, but I could only make it half-way through by watching about half of that first half out of the corners of my eyes. Even that wasn’t enough to help. I understand they’re going for “authenticity.” I know that walking with a camera makes it difficult to keep still, but hey, Steadicam was invented for a reason. But instead of enjoying my weekend, I’m lying absolutely still in a darkened room.
I’m guessing demons are involved, from what I’d been able to see. Demons that move a clown dummy around. From the Wikipedia summary it sounds like I’m not far wrong. So let’s step back a bit: Paul, with his girlfriend Sara and a staff of three, are setting up a haunted house attraction for Halloween at Hotel Abaddon. The property is a fixer-upper, but sufficiently creepy that they don’t need to do a ton of work on making it unsettling. Since it’s a hotel, they stay on site while getting it ready. They hire scare actors and things are progressing, but the cameraman (especially) is getting freaked out, mainly at night. That’s as far as I got.
The framing story is that a mysterious accident occurred on opening night leaving 15 people dead. The “found footage” explains what happened. They do make reference to Abaddon as a demon who guards Hell. The Good Book actually uses the term as a reference to Hell itself also. One of the scare actors informs Paul that the hotel really had the reputation for being haunted before they started setting it up as a haunted house. Of course, the movie spawned a franchise. Perhaps my condition is getting more acute as I age—I watched Blair Witch without any trouble—but as I write this a few hours later I still have to be careful about moving my head too much. I can scratch it, though. And I wonder as I do so if a little less camera motion would’ve ruined the effect they were going for. To me the most frightening aspect is being nauseous for the remainder of the day, especially when weekends are precious free time.














