Hunting Vampires

The Mercer Museum in Doylestown, Pennsylvania is a treasure trove of Americana from the turn of the last century. Henry Chapman Mercer, in addition to being wealthy, had the foresight to realize that society was rapidly changing, even back then. He undertook the collection of everyday artifacts from many human industries, poured himself another castle-like concrete building, and housed the baubles there. It is a fascinating walk through nineteenth-century America. And if you visit on a cold day it feels as well as looks like Currier and Ives have just passed through. My main draw, however, was a vampire hunting kit.

If only I had a polaroid lens...

Prominently displayed, the kit includes a Victorian Protestant’s tool chest for any blood-sucking eventuality. A cross (sans corpus), a pistol with “silver” bullets, glass vials with various apotropaic ingredients, even a little stake, all in custom-cut green velvet. Unfortunately, the kit is believed to be a forgery, although the items in it are from the Victorian era. The silver bullets are, for example, pewter. As the placard notes, vampires do not exist, but that doesn’t mean people didn’t believe they might have existed. The museum, naturally enough, hoped that the Victorian era kit might be authentic. Scientific analysis has revealed otherwise despite the fact that many people continue to believe in something that has no basis in reality.

Belief constitutes reality. Otherwise, how could it be that thousands, if not millions, of people don’t accept the fact of global warming? Brash barons of unhindered industrial progress insist that humans can’t harm the planet – it’s just too big. We can suck out all the resources that billions of years have deposited in intricate recesses and that nature has sprouted right on the surface. For, they say, God has given them to us. They believe that. If we held a mirror up to them, what would we see? Maybe we would be forced to change our minds and go after that vampire-hunting kit after all.

5 thoughts on “Hunting Vampires

  1. You said:

    don’t believe in “Global Warming”

    That is sound-bite jargon that unpacks to “don’t believe that …”:

    (1) Humans contribution to planet weather changes (in this case, “warming”) is hugely significant compared to all other methods — sun cycles, volcanoes emissions etc …

    (2) If human cease their contributions to weather changes, we could possibly stop the warming (or cooling — which was the fear a few decades ago).

    Right?
    That is what you mean by “don’t believe …”
    Made me thing when Christians say “His family does not believe in God”, they mean a lot more like:
    (1) they have no foundation of truth
    (2) they have no foundation of morality
    (3) they don’t value what is good
    (4) they don’t care about our country

    I think that you implication above implies far more than just those to facts listed but I didn’t want to start listing them.

    The vampire kit was funny, btw! We laugh at the Global Cooling folks today, maybe we will laugh at the Global Warming folks in the near future. Or maybe we will be wiped out by rising seas or glaciers and won’t be laughing at all.

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    • Steve Wiggins

      Precise, as always, Sabio! I think you gave voice to my brief five words. At least we won’t have to worry about vampires when we’re treading water!

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  2. Matthew

    I don’t understand. How can a vampire hunting kit be inauthentic? Its the only one I’ve ever heard of, so it can’t have inconsistencies compared to other vampire hunting kits. There was no company producing these kits, which would somehow differ from this produced in someone’s basement. Does the kit have to be actually bathed in the blood of a freshly-killed vampire before it can be deemed authentic?

    I just don’t understand how something like this can be fake. Its a kit. Its got vampire-hunting tools in it. What more could you possibly want to make it an authentic vampire-hunting kit?

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    • Steve Wiggins

      Hi Matthew,

      Actually, there was a company producing such kits, or so they claimed. The kit was labeled as having been produced in the 19th century. Research indicated that although the individual contents may have originated then, the box, the packaging and the “manufacture” of the kit was modern and made to look old. I very much wish it were authentic, but that is simply not where the evidence leads.

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