Christian Window Cleaners

In the city, with all the traffic, windows sure can get dirty. I often arrive in Manhattan around 7 in the morning, before the crowds grow too intense. It is a favored time with street-level window washers. There’s a lot of glass in the city, and when doing tall windows they need to use long poles, and that can be tricky with hundreds of people trying to get around you. So when I saw a window washer yesterday, I thought nothing of it. Then I noticed the red cross embroidered on his jacket. The back read “Christian Window Cleaners.” I tried to get a picture, but I didn’t want to be obvious. Even New York has its limits. The poor guy’s jacket already made him a target for stares, but I was intrigued. Long I had suspected my windows to have been cleaned by pagans, on account of the smears.

Businesses have been using the Christian cache to drum up the drachmas for decades, but for some reason, this particular business struck me as transparent. Are non-Christians going to peep in the windows while they’re cleaning? Try to steal your stuff when you step out to Starbucks? What does it say about those of us who never clean our windows at all? The implications suddenly seemed to grow enormous. I see window washers every day. Most of them seem like descent, upstanding citizens. If you’re going to go for a business where people are concerned with fairness, why not Christian cabbies? That’d be a big hit in New York. The prices, however, would remain extortionate. Such is the way of religion.

The eyes, they say, are the window to the soul. If so, window washers are given a unique privilege of looking inside. We all tend to be cautious about what we leave in front of windows, that which we want the world to see about our lives. At dusk we pull the shades. Perhaps it really does matter who stands close to our glass. But as C. S. Lewis once noted, a Christian and a pagan boil an egg the same way. Of course, C. S. Lewis is big business now among the evangelical crowd. His more sensible words are generally overlooked as he is stuffed into a coffin-shaped wardrobe of conservative dimensions. I suspect that his smoke-smeared windows were cleaned by people after whose faith he never inquired. But then, I am only looking through a glass darkly.

6 thoughts on “Christian Window Cleaners

  1. I got a good laugh out of this. I have found that most of the businesses that try to get my business by flouting their Christianity are kind of like the Pharisees making their donations in the Temple. A lot of noise and not much devotion.
    Then I laughed some more, because I thought, “What if these guys aren’t even Christians in the religious sense, but the owner of the company is Mr. Christian.” We all have a tendency to jump to conclusions about things like that.
    Anyway, thanks for starting my day off on a lighthearted note.

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    • Lisa D'Urso

      I am looking for a man named Ralph who works for this company. He is a friend of a client, I am working with. I can be reached at my job at the following E-Mail and phone number: ldurso@courts.state.ny.us, 646-386-5891, cell phone: 347-853-2782. Lisa D’Urso, LMSW, Mental Hygiene Legal Service

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