It’s difficult to be discreet when you feel like shouting. My first novel has been accepted for publication. Since my fiction is published under a pseudonym I can’t tell you the title, but I’m very excited. Chuffed, even. It’s no secret that I’ve been publishing short fiction for years. Even this novel was initially finished when I was in my forties. Publishing is a slow business. Although I could interest no agents (not for lack of trying), a couple said it was good. Another publisher had decided, after accepting it, to pass on it anyway. Mostly I’ve tried small, independent publishers. Editors, however, are people with personal tastes and aligning your vision with theirs is half the trick. If not three-quarters.
I’ve avoided self-publishing not because of the stigma—traditional publishing is devilishly hard to break into—but because of the effort involved. Yes, you can price your books in the affordable range, but you have to arrange for printing and design. Distribution can be a nightmare. Also, it’s difficult to do with a nom de guerre. Pen names are about as early as fiction writing itself, and unless you’re a major name, the title’s more likely to sell your book than your name is. As more than one editor has told me, “It’s the writing that counts.” Using a pseudonym comes naturally enough when you have a professional standing in a “serious” business. Somehow we tend to think fiction writers can’t be serious people. If they are they may have trouble finding a publisher.
Recently I’ve spoken to a couple of people who’d like to get published as a way of making money. I try not to discourage such folk, but it’s important to keep in mind that making significant money from publishing is very rare. You need to keep your day job. I certainly wouldn’t complain if most royalties checks were actually over thirty dollars (which is very seldom, and since royalties come maybe once or twice a year, don’t base your mortgage on your wordsmithing). Those of us who persist in writing tend to do so because we have no choice. I can’t not write. The forthcoming novel is, I think, fairly well written. Some of the stories I had published, in retrospect, weren’t. (Others very much were.) At the time they seemed pretty good. Although written over a decade ago, this novel seems to have held up over time. At least I hope it has. When it comes out it’ll be mixed in here amid the other books I discuss, I expect. If I don’t end up shouting too loud, and spilling the beans, first.
